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|Name:||Consumer of wonderful lies|
|Location:||London, (states/regions/territories), United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland|
Born in Swindon, Wiltshire; now resides in North London. Chronic procrastinator. Can lick her own nose, but will only do so for shock and awe purposes. Used to laugh at people who could remember the tiniest plot details from the past six years of their favourite show, but has now become one. Loves to escape into a good book and has always rather admired Roald Dahl's Matilda. Has come to the conclusion that she will never be a writer but continues to damn well have a go anyway.
Too fat for Topshop (between giving up red meat and developing hyperthyroidism, this is no longer true), too tall for Marks & Spencer - mainstream culture seemingly cannot contain her. Gets infuriated by gendered double standards and the "Oh, my ankle!" school of female character in action films. Has a weakness for comedy geeks. Hates writing autobiographies.
adam and joe, alan moore, alias, angel, belle & sebastian, black books, books, brendan fraser, buffy the vampire slayer, charlie brooker, chilli, chocolate, chocolate malt, dead set, doctor who, donnie darko, douglas adams, doves, dvd commentaries, eddie izzard, elastica, elbow, empire magazine, family guy, fan fiction, fanfiction, feminism, films, firefly, galaxy quest, gender studies, good omens, grungy fonts, heroes, his dark materials, house md, isobelle carmody, j2, jaffa cakes, joss whedon, labyrinth, london, lost, lotr movies, mark and lard, maths, monkey dust, morcheeba, muse, mystery science theater 3000, myths, natural history, neil gaiman, peep show, phillip pullman, photoshop, pirates of the caribbean, procrastination, qi, radiohead, reading, red dwarf, roald dahl, sandman, sci-fi, shaun of the dead, slash, spaced, stephen fry, supernatural, the cinema, the league of gentlemen, the manic street preachers, the mighty boosh, the office, the penguin cafe orchestra, the sarah connor chronicles, the sims, thunderstorms, torchwood, tori amos, veronica mars, web design, writing, y tu mamá también
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